New Applicants must submit their written answers and Essay to the Commissioner no later than August 8th.
All answers can be found in 2019 LFFL Podcast Episodes

1. How did Green Macheen (Sp?) get his team name?

  • He’s a massive Green Bay Packers fan.
  • He fancies himself a lawn care expert.
  • A porn star featured on the Howard Stern Show.
  • A juice he gets from Kreation.

2. According to The 4th Hanson, what is the proper punishment for Dave after he predicted a 2019 Week 2 win over mATLanta ATL?

  • A good, swift kick in the shins.
  • Admit that Peyton Manning was better than Tom Brady.
  • Tell Selina to stop giving her shit on Slack.
  • Recognize that people from Indiana are “nice”.

3. Who holds the LFFL record for most points scored in a game?

  • The New Team Malen with 204.7
  • I Hate TB12 with 180.1
  • The Shark with 162.82
  • Team Pup And Suds with 212.5

4. On what does The Shark NOT base his decisions regarding starting players?

  • Matchups
  • Rohan’s opinion
  • Who the Cowboys are playing
  • Saquon Barkley’s high ankle sprain

5. According to legend, why do the Packers wear yellow pants?

  • A good Wisconsin cheddar is yellow
  • So opposing teams don’t know that they pissed their pants.
  • Vince Lombardi famously owned yellow labs.
  • The Wisconsin state flag has a yellow coat-of-arms.

6. What the hell is S’co Ducks?

  • A reference to the Southern California Duck Hunting Assoc.
  • The fifth sequel of The Mighty Ducks
  • A rallying cry of Samantha’s beloved Oregon Ducks
  • I have no idea

7. What is the name of Selina, Samantha and Meg’s secret Slack channel?

  • #ladiesoflime
  • #fantasyladiesrule
  • #fantasyhoes
  • #dontfuckwithus

8. Who directed the 1978 horror classic Halloween?

  • John Carpenter
  • Wes Craven
  • Sam Raimi
  • Dario Argento

9. Who drafted for Adam in his 2019 “other league”?

  • Tom
  • Ben
  • Selina
  • Dave

10. Dave famously “cheated” on the LFFL in 2019 and did a podcast for his other league. Who was the guest on that initial podcast?

  • Brian Skaggs
  • Chris Chen
  • Matt Berg
  • Scott Roback

And finally, a short essay question: As it relates to the LFFL, who do you think you are?